(A swirling, prismatic haze illuminates an otherworldly backstage area that seems part 1930s Parisian jazz club and part 1960s psychedelic venue. The walls shift between patterned Art Deco wallpaper and lava-lamp colors. Soft echoes of distant trumpets, cymbals, and electric guitars reverberate in the air. The faint outline of other legendary musicians—shadows of big-band drummers, ghostly violinists, and wailing rock frontmen—drifts across the smoky backdrop. In the center of this timeless space, two figures appear: Django Reinhardt, dressed in a sharp vintage suit, and Jimi Hendrix, sporting a flamboyant military-style jacket, a colorful bandana, and a wide-brimmed hat. They shake hands warmly.)
Django (French accent, eyeing Jimi’s attire): Ah, mon ami, you are certainly dressed for a spectacle, non? Where did you find such a jacket? I have never seen anything quite so… psychedelic.
Jimi (with a grin, adjusting his bandana): Man, this is straight from Carnaby Street in the 1960s. We believed in dressing as loud as our music. You, on the other hand, look ready for a classy night at the Hot Club de France. Slick suit, that stylish moustache—very debonair.
Django (stroking his moustache): Merci. You know, I comb it every morning to keep it in shape—my wife used to insist on it. If only I’d had your bandanas, they might have hidden a few bad moustache days. (They both chuckle.)
Jimi (gesturing at the swirling lights): This place is wild, huh? Like a backstage that’s part Montmartre jazz club, part Monterey Pop Festival. I keep expecting to see swirling tie-dye rugs on top of your café tables.
Django (nodding in awe): It’s as if we’ve wandered into the cosmos of music history. (He glances over his shoulder.) I think I saw the silhouette of Buddy Rich or maybe even Stéphane Grappelli floating by. It’s like a never-ending jam session here. Makes me want to pick up a guitar right away.
Jimi (pointing to Django’s classic Selmer-Maccaferri guitar resting on a stand): Before we do anything, man, I need to see that magic in action. I’ve read the stories: you played those dizzying arpeggios and chord voicings with just two fretting fingers. That’s downright supernatural.
Django (wiggling his injured left hand): Supernatural or stubborn—sometimes it’s both. (He shrugs good-naturedly.) I lost the use of my third and fourth fingers in an accident, but hey, these two remaining digits learned to work overtime. Part of that involved partial barre chords and a picking hand that never quits. When the horns were blaring, I had to keep up. Rapid-fire single-note runs became my specialty.
Jimi (eyes shining): Man, that picking hand of yours is legendary. You basically invented what the future cats would call “shredding.” You know, going from zero to a hundred on the fretboard in a blink.
Django (laughing): I don’t know if I’d say that. Maybe I just had a hot date with a metronome one too many times. But I will say, the limitation forced me to get creative. That’s how I found new chord shapes. Necessity is the mother of invention, as they say.
Django (tilting his head at the sleek Stratocaster leaning against an amp): You, on the other hand, had far more than necessity behind your innovations. What is that thing with a lever sticking out?
Jimi (picking up the Strat and showing Django the whammy bar): This is my Stratocaster. See this bar? We call it a tremolo arm—or whammy bar. You push or pull on it to warp the pitch, kind of like a vocalist bending a note. Or as I like to say, you can make the guitar speak alien languages.
Django (eyes gleaming with amusement): Alien languages… so that’s how you created those interplanetary sounds on “Purple Haze” and “Voodoo Child.” I must admit, I tried hooking up an acoustic to an early amplifier once with chewing gum and tape. Ended up sounding like a swarm of angry bees.
Jimi (laughing heartily): I’ve coaxed plenty of angry bees out of my amps too, trust me. At first, it was an accident—feedback, hum, all that. But eventually, I learned to embrace it. I’d angle the guitar, let the speakers vibrate the strings, and control the feedback like riding a wild horse. Kind of like your unstoppable picking, except my wild sound was often courtesy of a fuzzy pedal board.
Django (eyes brightening): Ah yes, your fuzz pedal—so that’s the little box that makes the guitar growl and sing at the same time? I always imagined you had a tiny demon locked inside.
Jimi (pretending to knock on the pedal’s casing): Yep, you gotta feed it the right frequencies or it gets cranky. Pair it with the wah-wah pedal, and you get that talking, crying effect. “Wah-wah-wah”—like a duck that’s discovered rock ‘n’ roll.
Django: Well, mon ami, you took that duck call and turned it into pure artistry. The first time I heard “Little Wing,” I swear I felt the guitar shedding tears. It was delicate, emotional, but with a modern edge I’d never experienced.
Jimi (smiling): I wanted it to be melodic, kinda jazzy and free—like what I imagined a celestial jam with you might sound like. I was inspired by chord extensions, you know? The sevenths, the ninths, the elevenths. And I think, “What if Django Reinhardt approached the blues?” That’s a question that always floated around in my head.
Django (raising an eyebrow): I have tackled the blues, you know. “St. Louis Blues,” for instance. But my version can’t compare to your raw electric power. You have that gritty authenticity. And your covers—“All Along the Watchtower,” for example. You redefined the tune so thoroughly that people forgot Bob Dylan wrote it!
Jimi:
That’s the beauty of the guitar, man. You can mold a song into your own shape. Just like you did with “Nuages.” It’s a drifting cloud of melody that can be interpreted a hundred ways. My band used to jam on it in soundchecks sometimes.
Django (mouth falling open slightly):
You jammed on “Nuages” at a rock soundcheck? (He laughs in delight.) That might be the greatest compliment of my career. I can just see the stagehands scratching their heads, thinking, “Has Hendrix gone gypsy jazz?”
Jimi (adjusting his wide-brimmed hat):
Oh, trust me, they scratched their heads a lot. But hey, I had more freedom to surprise people, wearing flamboyant clothes and playing behind my head with my teeth. Folks thought I came from Mars. Meanwhile, you were known for that fedora and impeccably tailored suits, right?
Django (shrugging, with a slight grin): We had a different style in the ‘30s and ‘40s. Sharp suits, polished shoes, the whole Parisian flair. Let’s just say if I tried to light my guitar on fire in front of Stéphane Grappelli, he’d probably faint mid-bow.
Jimi (mock dramatic): “Mon Dieu! Le violon est en feu aussi!” (They both laugh.) But hey, flamboyance or not, the point was to engage the crowd’s senses—visually, sonically, spiritually. You did it with your unstoppable solos, I did it with showmanship. Different paths, same end goal.
(Jimi gently hands the Stratocaster to Django, who balances it, marveling at its electric weight. In return, Django offers his Selmer to Jimi.)
Django (plucking a chord on the Strat): This neck is smoother than I expected. And mon Dieu, these frets are so… easy to bend? I could hang onto a note for ages.
Jimi: Try pressing on that whammy bar, just a bit. Let it wobble.
(Django presses, and the note wavers with a psychedelic twang.)
Django (eyes wide, bursting with laughter): It sounds like a tipsy accordion! Or a cat with vibrato. (He looks up at Jimi in wonder.) I can see why audiences went wild. This is a lot of fun.
(Meanwhile, Jimi tries Django’s acoustic, forming a chord high on the neck.)
Jimi: Man, this Selmer feels so light compared to my Strat. The action is different, too. Listen to that crisp tone. (He strums a quick G-run, then attempts a snappy Django-esque arpeggio, stumbling a bit.) Wow, you really do have to be precise, especially with just two fingers fretting those lightning-
Django (playfully): Careful, or you’ll end up like me—obsessing over every nuance of pick attack. But you look good with that guitar. We just need to get you a moustache and a waistcoat, and you’ll fit right into the Café de l’Opéra.
Jimi (mimicking a moustache with his finger): Oui, I’ll start practicing my moustache grooming tomorrow. Maybe I’ll tie-dye the waistcoat while I’m at it.
Django: You know, Jimi, I’ve heard the rumors that your stage shows often ended with smashed or burning guitars. If I’d done that in a Parisian café, the owner would have chased me with a baguette.
Jimi (howling with laughter): Probably so. I don’t recommend it in a small club—I once lit my guitar on fire at Monterey, and the flames nearly caught my hair. Let’s just say the crowd got a literal taste of scorching rock. I bet your audiences would have fainted on the spot.
Django (wry grin): People used to faint for different reasons—maybe from dancing too hard or from hearing me play “Minor Swing” at breakneck speed. We’d go for hours, fueled by cheap wine and endless cigarettes. But no actual fire, unless you count the passion in our playing.
Jimi: Man, “Minor Swing” is iconic. I tried rocking out to that progression once at a jam session in London. We threw in a bit of wah and fuzz. A few people scowled, but a few recognized the tune and shouted, “Django!” from the bar. So that was cool.
Django (eyes alight): Scowls and cheers—that’s the eternal sign of groundbreaking music. It means you’re doing something people don’t expect. That’s how music evolves. You know, it took a while for me to get the recognition in the States, but once folks like Charlie Parker and Dizzy Gillespie started talking me up, it opened doors.
Jimi (nodding): Exactly. I always said, if you’re not making a few people uncomfortable, you might be playing it too safe. Look at bebop, look at rock… All those genres started out ruffling feathers. Kind of like the loud feedback I’d unleash when I bent down to my amp, swirling my guitar around. Some folks in the audience would hold their ears, but others would have these wide eyes, thinking, “This is the future.”
Django: Meanwhile, I recall some older jazz traditionalists who called my single-note lines “too flashy.” They said I should stick to chordal accompaniment. Pah! I said, “I have two good fingers, so let them run free, no?”
(A faint drumroll echoes from the distance, and the silhouettes of musicians become clearer: Buddy Rich at a smoky drum set, Stéphane Grappelli cradling his violin with a mischievous grin. They beckon to Django and Jimi with a nod, inviting them onstage.)
Django: Seems like we’re being summoned, Jimi. Should we answer the call?
Jimi (strapping on his Strat): Absolutely. I’ve been dying to jam with you—and maybe Buddy Rich can keep up with our combined madness. We might blow this cosmic roof off.
Django (with playful enthusiasm): One question: do we open with a gypsy jazz tune, or a psychedelic blues jam?
Jimi (winking): How about we fuse them? Start with “Minor Swing” in E, and then I’ll slip in some wah-wah riffs that hint at “Voodoo Child.” We’ll see what happens.
(They step onto a small stage that shimmers into existence. A ghostly crowd murmurs excitedly—familiar faces from across eras: Louis Armstrong in the front row, maybe Janis Joplin and Jim Morrison off to the side, all clapping softly. Buddy Rich counts off with his sticks, a rapid “One, two… one, two, three, four!” Django starts with the famous “Minor Swing” chord progression, his right hand picking fluid arpeggios at breakneck speed. Jimi steps on his wah pedal, weaving a bluesy, swirling line over Django’s gypsy rhythm. Stéphane Grappelli slides in, adding sweet violin harmonies, occasionally raising an eyebrow at Jimi’s feedback-laden flourishes. Buddy Rich storms on the drums, turning the gypsy groove into a complex, explosive pocket. For a moment, the sound is a glorious fusion: Django’s rapid two-finger lines dancing nimbly around Jimi’s sustained, bending notes. The crowd, both living and spectral, roars with approval.)
Django (between chord passages, grinning at Jimi): This is… très magnifique, my friend! I can’t believe the synergy. It’s like your Strat is flirting with my Selmer, and I love it.
Jimi (toggling his pickup switch for a sharper tone): I’m just following your lead, Django. Man, your sense of swing is infectious. You’ve got Buddy Rich going berserk back there, and Grappelli’s bow is practically on fire. Didn’t think I’d live to see the day I jammed with a violin, a big-band drummer, and the greatest gypsy guitarist all at once—guess that’s the magic of this place.
Django (chuckling, throwing in a blistering run): Be careful, or we’ll have to rename this jam “Voodoo Swing.” (He winks.) Anything is possible here. We’re bridging decades, styles, maybe even galaxies.
(As the last notes fade out, the stage dissolves back into the prismatic backstage lounge. The crowd’s applause echoes and then gently disappears. Django and Jimi stand with sweat on their brows, each wearing an exhilarated smile.)
Jimi (extending a hand): That was everything I dreamed of, man. Thank you for letting me into your world. And thanks for not letting me set anything on fire—besides the music, of course.
Django (shaking his hand firmly): Are you kidding? I should thank you for letting me wrestle with your electric dragon of an instrument. Next time, I might even try playing it behind my head.
Jimi (laughing): One step at a time, brother. We’ll get you into the behind-the-back, behind-the-head, and maybe one day, the tooth-and-tongue technique. But watch out for the dental bills.
Django (mock-inspecting his teeth): Yes, indeed. I’d rather keep these for chewing baguettes, not guitar strings. Still, I’m game to push boundaries. Our jam just proved that when we cross styles, we uncover a universe of possibilities.
Jimi (nodding in agreement): And we proved that limitations—like your fingers or my thirst for weird sounds—can birth the greatest innovations. We owe it to the next generation to keep exploring. Let them see that no technique, no style, and no era is off-limits.
Django: Well said, Jimi. (He glances around at the cosmic corridor, noticing Buddy Rich and Grappelli packing up, still buzzing from the performance.) I think we’ve got an open invitation here to keep jamming. But let’s let the next band take the stage, wherever they are.
Jimi (propping the Strat against the amp): Yeah, I can imagine Louis Armstrong and Janis Joplin might want a turn. Talk about a jam session for the ages. (He meets Django’s eyes, smiling gratefully.) This meeting was an honor, brother.
Django (tipping an imaginary hat): The honor is mine, mon ami. Let’s do this again. Maybe next time, we’ll bring in some horns and truly blow the cosmic roof off.
Jimi: Deal. And I’ll wear an even wilder outfit so you’ll have more to tease me about. (He points to Django’s moustache.) You just keep that moustache as snazzy as your solos.
Django (laughing, offering a friendly salute): Count on it, maestro. Now, let’s grab a glass of wine—or maybe something from your era, a “psychedelic refreshment,” if you will—and celebrate this fusion.
Jimi (waving a peace sign): Peace, love, and gypsy jazz, my friend. Let’s go find that cosmic bar. I hear they serve a mean mix of absinthe and… well, who knows what else in this dimension!
(They exit side by side, guitars in tow, exchanging stories and riffs as the prismatic lights pulse. The sound of distant applause and the hum of half-finished solos trail after them, promising that in this timeless backstage realm, the music and the camaraderie will go on forever.)